Almost overnight, a new content form has literally done a viral takeover of my Instagram reels. If you haven’t seen it yet, you will soon. The algorithm wants you to. Its AI Video, and called, variously, the “Bigfoot and Yeti VLOG“, “Sasquatch & Yeti,” “Bigfoot, Yeti & the Hussies” etc. What is it? Why is it? What does it foretell?
Read on:
The Bigfoot and Yeti VLOG
The Main Characters
Bigfoot is essentially a wise, fun-loving Big Black Man. Yeti is a Mexican Cartel Member… (I’m not kidding!!!) …those are the base personalities. They like working out, cooking BBQ, and doing copious amounts of mysterious drugs that are typically air-dropped to them while on their wilderness adventures.
Sometimes they enter the city. Sometimes they work on cars or oil rigs or skydive or get seriously drunk, as we all know that Real Men do.
Ironically, the Big Black Man meme is also being pushed in an alternate, more hip-hop-ish direction, under the nome-de-guerre of Fat Niggaz. (FatNiggaSeason.com). But we’ll save that one for a separate conversation.
The Hussies
Swedish Hussie, Brunette Hussie, Australian Hussie… there’s more!
They have many hair colors, nationalities, and accents, but a few traits are shared in common amongst all the husses: perfect faces, giggly personalities, low-cut tops, and DDD tits. When you can see their abs, they have that perfect mix of soft feminine curves and hard six packs.
They’re always DTF, and/or JBF. They know how to insert their double entendres perfectly. There is an entire subgenre of JBF afterglow videos. Insane.
Copious Amounts of Drugs
A common theme is the appearance of large amounts of drugs on the scene. They often appear in an outrageously large “care-package,” typically a full palette shipping crate. It might be white powder, it might be pills, it might be radioactive-glowing glass vials.
The substances are never properly identified — that’s left to the imagination of the audience — but the effects become clear as the characters consume copious amounts of it, and their hallucinations are visually brought to life in the shots.
Cameos
Side characters are starting to appear: Big Beaver, Black Bear, Polar Bear, Panda Bear. Perhaps one or more of these will start demanding a show of their own, and become the next breakout star.
It’s a Vlog
Sasquatch / Bigfoot is always holding a selfie stick, because he’s the one filming and live-streaming. Sometimes other characters have head- or chest-mounted GoPros. It’s all very 2025.
The Secret Sauce: Toxic Masculinity
Bigfoot and Yeti curse, mostly with the F bomb. They work out. They imbibe copious amounts of unknown drugs. And of course, they BBQ and talk endless shit about the Hussies. When the Hussies do appear, they constantly smile, giggle, wiggle their ample assets, and make every clever, creative, sexual innuendo imaginable.
What could be better? All men deserve this life, don’t we?
The Underlying Agenda
Even though this content is being produced by the people — you and me — it is serving the agenda of the corporations. On multiple fronts:
- Big Food & Big Pharma. the continual pushing of un-attainable physiques. No man looks like Bigfoot or Yeti, nor has their strength. No woman looks like the Hussies (okay, some pornstars actually do). And yet these become aspirational targets.
. - Conflict. Stoking the flames of the gender-wars, with toxic masculinity in the guise of humor. Make no mistake. This is content is essentially Andrew Tate, with his bros & gaggle of Pamela Anderson / RealDoll clones, in a CG-animated parody. Because its animated, it can’t be critiqued. Its Humor! Don’t you have a sense of f*cking humor?
. - Money. Meanwhile the views keep pouring in, the human life hours keep being burned, the doom-scrolling extends, and the money keeps rolling into the coffers, of both the social media giants and the AI companies (Google’s video+voice genAI subscription starts at a cool $200.00 per month, baby… plus buying extra video generation credits).
. - Energy. Do you know how much energy it takes to create these videos? a lot. Currently, AI is consuming approximately 2% — 1 out of every 50 gigawatts — of total energy being produced on planet earth.
. - Porn & Addiction. Realise: this is a form of porn. There’s not much nakedness, and not much explicit sex, but there’s plenty of eye- and ear-candy, to keep your eyes glued to the black mirror…
. - The Infinite Well… we know that you will bore of the antics of Bigfoot and Yeti soon enough. The meme will follow its lifecycle. But don’t worry. The Human+AI content machine will generate another, and another, and another… in a never-ending, ever-accelerating cycle of AI production and human consumption…
What’s Really Going On Here?
This is, essentially, the very first wave of the AI Tsunami that we’ve been talking about for years now. It is the sheer speed of attack which shocked us. On Friday, this wasn’t even on the radar. By Monday night, it had taken over almost every human’s social media feed on the planet.
Bigfoot and Yeti is a Remixable Meme
There are now more than 1,000 creator channels, more than 10,000 videos of this specific genre, and each of those videos has more than 100,000 views, and counting.
No-one owns the intellectual property rights, the trademarks, or the characters. There is no centralized brand management or coherency manager. Anyone in the world can write their own script, or more commonly: have ChatGPT write a script for them, and have their very own BigFoot and Yeti VLOG animated CGI video, in a matter of hours.
AI is the Age of DIY
Go ahead, I dare you: Make Your Own Bigfoot and Yeti VLOG episode!
Tutorial:
Next Up: The Fully Automated Content Pipeline
This is what I imagine coming down the pipe hot and fast: the race to see which “Bigfoot x Yeti” publisher (there are thousands) is first to fully automate their production pipeline, soup to nuts.
Here’s the formula as I see it:
- train ChatGPT to write the scripts, scene descriptions, and full time-coded storyboards
- launch an agent AI that pops those prompts into the Google Veo3 AI video generation engine, then
- pump that Veo3 output (8-12 clips) into an AI video editor engine, which
- generates animated captions, and makes viral-optimized cuts / transitions / timings.
- a penultimate script renders out to 4k and pumps the videos up to TikTok and Insta.
- a final script gives a little boost by running paid promotions and cross-posting viewing links to various social media handles and discussion boards (Reddit, Discord, Twitter, etc)
That entire pipeline, from ideation to publishing & promotion, is 100% automated, no human necessary. Each vid costs ~$50 to make, $100 to promote, and generates $1-$10k in ad revenue… per day.
This is why I said #endTimes.
Hollywood, and the streaming services, won’t even know what hit them.
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